Ben Whishaw in London Spy episode 3

…hey Harry Potter fans, we’re all in agreement that Dumbledore brought the Philosopher’s Stone to Hogwarts in Harry’s first year as a test to see whether Voldemort was paying attention and what sort of state he was in, now that Dumbledore’s chosen champion was old enough to hold a wand, right?

Like, Harry learns what magic is and it’s time to start moving towards the full and final destruction of Tom Riddle Junior, so Dumbledore has a chat with his long-time alchemy friend who’s been keeping this thing safe for literally six centuries straight, and ‘borrows’ the easiest source of immortality he can find as bait for a trap to lure Voldemort out into the open so Dumbledore can get the lay of the land to prep for the next seven years.  This is canon, right?

Yes, this is canon. In none of the other books is the climactic array of trials set up as a video-game dungeon perfectly tailored to the skillsets of three specific children. Hermione and Ron are drafted into this war quickly.

Draco gets so much shit for trying to kill Dumbledore but honestly who wouldn’t

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learning that most trees do not derive from a single lineage but actually only look and function superficially similarly due to convergent evolution is one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever learned and i will never be the same person as i was before i learned that

Oak trees are quite a bit more closely related to roses than they are to pine trees.

So are apple and cherry and pear trees! But palm trees are basically grass

Like many animal lines have gotten Huge and Lumpy in the ocean, so have plants gotten Tall and Woody in the sunlight.

@botanyshitposts plz explain trees

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation nature keeps trying to evolve crabs

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

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god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

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diD YOU ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE THOUGH IT’S THE FUNNIEST SHIT

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I’M GONNA FUCKING

The funniest thing are all the man babies who thought this was legit 😂😂

“The episode follows Ice T pursuing an illicit doujinishi ring”

I don’t watch this show but I’d watch this episode if it was real because that’s the most Beautifully Stupid/Awesome thing I’ve ever heard

The only thing that tops it is the mental image of Ice T apprehending an otaku which just gives me the mental image of a chase scene where a forty year old white man with anime hair tries to escape from him by Naruto Running

The fuck of it is, it’s perfectly believable, given some of SVU’s past episodes

I’ve seen the train wreck that is their take on Gomergoat

This show is GENUINELY SURREAL at times

Didn’t they once devote an entire episode to a murder at Anthrocon or something?

I think it was CSI did the furry episode and while I’ve never seen said episode I’ve heard it was surprisingly respectful of furries

If SVU did it Ice T would get several lines attempting to indicate he’s hip to furry culture but instead he says “yip” rather than “yiff” and keeps saying “fursuit” as “fur suit”

It would have a Terrible Pun Title as well like “The Fast and the Fur-ious” O.O

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Happy new year 2016

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Happy new year 2017 

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And now, we wait

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She looks like she’s completely over it now but she knows she needs to feed the culture

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“ Kolukkumalai - Munnar, India
The small village of Kolukkumalai is famous for being home to one of the highest tea plantations in the world. The tea grown here has a special flavour and particular freshness, that is due to the...

Kolukkumalai - Munnar, India 

The small village of Kolukkumalai is famous for being home to one of the highest tea plantations in the world. The tea grown here has a special flavour and particular freshness, that is due to the high altitude it is grown in (8,000 feet above sea level). The factory at the centre of the plantation is a small building, that has remained unchanged since it was built by the british in the 1930′s. The plantation continues to use traditional a method of manufacturing tea, that ivolves withering, rolling, sieving, fermenting, drying, fiber extraction, and grading the tea leaves. 

In addition to the tea plantations, Kolukkumalai is a great place to hike and enjoy the amazing views on offer, particularly at sunrise and sunset. 

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